I have a problem: My capacity for outrage is a thousand times better than my ability to express. Why I write so little and complain so loudly. That I suffer every day know that I'm pretty fans despotricatio against whatever it takes. The case is not letting puppet head, here is wood enough for all, girls.
And the feeling that I come to speak to you today is a new species called indignura. and is basically caused and fueled by cheap fragrance ads, pour elle, pour lui, pour cani, pour Choni .
What do you think of a perfume whose motto is " the new fragrance for men who do not take it very seriously ? I am outraged as a success just to put it into words! the conclusion I have reached is that the target of this type of product you like being called a prick in the face. "Not for everyone " ... no, obviously not, anyone with half a brain (or eight, as the attractiveness and image of the perfume cartoniano model) would not touch a bottle of this cologne or a stick. Seriously, are we dumbing down, or what? I feel a terrible and shocking tenderness that there are men target for this product. Do you know any? Do not take it seriously?
And after lime, there's a beach (the lime is bad, right?), I want to lend a helping hand to advertisers who created this campaign, proposing a alternative set of slogans. Anything:
"If you're a piece of laborer and your idol is Rafa Mora, this is your fragrance
" If you're so idiot to think that you are tits taste like headless models of the notice by smell a perfume named porn star cheap this is your fragrance
"If you think this fragrance is perfect for you because you're super identified with the model pictured emerging because both suffer from alopecia, but did not notice the fact that he weighs fifty kilos unless you, measuring six feet and his face is carved in marble, this is defiitivamente your fragrance. "
"If you really think that with that face oligofrénico sport gear you can afford to not take it too seriously rejecting the only aunt of the club drunk enough to incarnate with you, because it exceeds your standards brunobananil Conqueror, this is your fragrance. "
" If you're a "conquistador" who looked like a business agent for copper pipes, pastel pink shirt unbuttoned half-breast-wolf, glasses metal, hair slicked back, greet your colleagues with a "what pashaa, imagine" dancing at the wedding with a Cubata in hand shouting slogans like "the dj to lokooo" ... that unless you take a colony called Bruno Banani. There is nobody to take it less seriously than you. And I'm talking to yourself.
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